• Donald Trump snorts Adderall, is a ‘speed freak’ says comedian and former Celebrity Apprentice employee

    During a recent set at Gotham Comedy Club in New York, comedian Noel Casler, who worked six seasons on Celebrity Apprentice in talent logistics, claimed, among other things, that Donald Trump is a “speed freak” who has a special love for Adderall. “He’s a speed freak,” Casler told the crowd during his Dec. 1 first performance. “He crushes up his Addreall and sniffs it because he can’t read and he gets really nervous when he has to read cue cards. I’m not kidding, this is true.”

    Before getting into the drug accusations, Casler explained his role on Celebrity Apprentice. “My job was taking care of the Trump family, too,” he says. “Yeah, Don Jr., Omarosa, Melania—it was like a freaking MENSA meeting every day.”

    If you’re wondering at this point if Casler signed a non-disclosure agreement, which would effectively legally bar him from talking about such things, well, he absolutely did sign one. Seems Casler simply doesn’t care at this point. “I had a 24-page NDA, non-disclosure agreement,” Casler says. “I didn’t know he was becoming president. Now it’s no way, dumbass. I’m telling you everything I know.”

    Casler continued with his revelations. “So he gets nervous and he crushes up these pills,” he says about President Trump. “That’s why he’s sniffing when you see him in debates or see him reading. That’s why he’s tweeting. He’s like out of his mind. It makes sense if you think about it. Methamphetamine was invented by the Nazis to keep the fighter pilots up all night on bombing runs. So it makes sense that Trump would use it to hate-tweet in a self centered rage at 4 am on the toilet.”

    Trump’s alleged abuse of Adderall flies in the face of his apparent dislike for mind-altering substances, excessive consumption of McDonald’s excluded. “I don’t drink beer,” Trump has said. “I’ve never had a beer. And I’m not saying good or bad, some people like it. I just choose not to do that for a lot of reasons.”

    You can watch Casler’s full comments on Donald Trump below.

    Casler also revealed some unsettling allegations about Donald Trump’s behavior during his time working on some of the pageants he owned. “I worked on a bunch of those beauty pageants he had in the nineties too,” the comedian says. “That was a good idea, Miss teen universe? Yeah, that’s like giving Jeffrey Dahmer a cooking show. He would line up the girls on the side of the stage, and he would inspect them literally, he would stick his little freaking doll fingers in their mouth and look at their teeth. I’m not kidding, this is true, he would line them up like they were pieces of meat. He’d be like, “You, you, and you, if you want to win I’m in the penthouse suite, come and see me.”

    When some of Casler’s credentials were challenged on Twitter, he was quick to assure that yes, indeed he worked on “6 seasons of Celeb App and about 300 shows since 1996. My role in Talent Logistics doesn’t have a ‘production’ cred as I am in Talent Management for live shows. It’s funny when peeps don’t want to hear the truth.”

    Casler then posted a photo as proof of his work on Celebrity Apprentice.

    Noel Casler vs Donald Trump

    Comedian Tom Arnold, one of the most vocal Trump opponents, quickly threw his support behind Casler.

    “This guy worked on Celebrity Apprentice for 6 years,” Arnold said on Twitter. “He did the after parties & was Jared & Ivanka’s handler. Donald Trump abused Adderall on the set & it made him crazy. He even snorted Adderall. [Show producer] Mark Burnett knew it.”

    This story is developing.

    Dylan P. Gadino

    Dylan is the founder and editor emeritus of Laughspin.

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