• Maya Rudolph gives birth and gives the kid a normal name

    A heartfelt congratulations goes out to super cool comedy chick Maya Rudolph, who totally cranked out her third child on July 3. I know what you’re thinking. If it happened 15 days ago, why are we reporting it now. Well, because we didn’t have a direct line into Maya’s womb– and because maybe her and her dude, director Paul Thomas Anderson (that’s right– they’re not married!), wanted some darn privacy. See, celebs? It actually can be done. You don’t really have to parade out your minute-old, wrinkly baby for the world to see.

    Also, the Bridesmaids star and former Saturday Night Live cast member named the kid Jack. I’m not a huge fan of super traditional names, but “Jack” is surely better than Apple or Moses or Shiloh or Turkey Baster or whatever-the-hell those pretentious Hollywood types are naming their unfortunate offspring. This little guy joins daughters Pearl, 5 and Lucille, who turns two in November.

    Dylan P. Gadino

    Dylan is the founder and editor emeritus of Laughspin.

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