If you missed the first episode of Metal Grasshopper starring Dave Hill and Philip Anselmo, then you should check it out now. The premise is simple. Comedian, musician and author Dave Hill travels to the bowels of the swamp in order to have metal god Philip Anselmo teach him how to be the most metal human ever. In the second serving of Grasshopper, Anselmo teaches his metal student what true metal guys eat for breakfast (it’s more disturbing than you think) and gives Hill tutorials on proper headbanging and vocal techniques. Also, there are chickens. Check it below, unless you’re just a giant pussy.