• Watch Amy Schumer try to sell her eggs; then buy her album, “Cutting”

    Your next Grand Slam With Ham or Spam (America’s scam ham since 1937) breakfast may be made with Amy Schumer’s spare eggs, judging from the premise of the comedian’s video (also starring comedians Nikki Glaser and Rachel Feinstein) to promote her new album, Cutting.

    The comic needs cash, so Madame Ovary hatches an idea to sell her eggs. It’s a joke, of course, an amusing plea to purchase her album. To be on the safe side, though, we recommend you buy Cutting: It’ll be an enriching experience for you and Schumer and, let’s hope, doing so may stamp out the wearing of whale shirts in our lifetime.

    Amy Schumer’s “Eggs” from Flower Films on Vimeo.

    To snag yourself Schumer’s eggs new album, just click the image below.

    John Delery

    John Delery has written thousands of articles and millions of words in his career, and still he has professional goals: He wants "Be honest with me, Doc: Will I ever tweet again?" to someday supplant "Take my wife...please" as the Great American punch line.

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