• Watch Gilbert Gottfried voice the 50 Shades of Grey audiobook

    Ladies (and gentlemen)… it has come to our attention that you can now hear the audiobook version of steamy, sexy — [ed. note: not to mention horribly written and poorly copy-edited] S&M novel, 50 Shades of Grey read by luscious comedian and voice actor, Gilbert Gottfried. Oh yeah. It’s on. Whoever told you deep, low, breathy tones are sexy has never heard Gottfried shriek “CLITORIS” with a cadence that mimics the rising and falling action of the female orgasm. And you will definitely have a female orgasm when you hear Gottfried’s reading. Definitely.

    Samantha Simon

    Samantha is a writer, musician, person living in New York City. She enjoys cooking and talking about her mom. Follow her on Twitter: @smoochiecoochie.

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