In the unlikely event you don’t already know, the mighty Patton Oswalt has unleashed another masterful hour of comedy. It’s called Tragedy Plus Comedy Equals Time and it’s now available to watch on Epix through your television box as well as the network’s streaming service. If you don’t have Epix, you can sign up for a free trial here. And you can peep a few clips of the special here.
To celebrate the new special, dear Laughspinners, we’re giving away five huge-ass Tragedy Plus Comedy Equals Time posters– all signed by Oswalt, himself! All you have to do is send us a haiku to email@example.com with the subject line PATTON. In this haiku, you should tell us what you’ll do with said poster or why you deserve such a prize. We’ll pick our five favorite ones, post them on Laughspin and mail out your poster so you can impress that one friend you have that sort of likes comedy. This is important: Be sure to leave your full name and mailing address in your e-mail so that we can send your prize should you win.
Here’s what the poster looks like, except imagine Patton’s signature across it. Good luck!